Tuesday, October 21, 2008

An open invitation


Anxious about the election?

Eager to help get out the vote in a vital swing state?

Itching for a weekend get-away and a chance to take that long-anticipated road trip through the Corn Belt?

You're in luck.

The Haynie Bed & Breakfast, located in scenic northern Indiana, is offering FREE accommodation through Election Day and beyond. The Haynie B&B has wonderful views of the woods, and plenty of paths nearby that are perfect for hiking, biking, or renting a golden retriever. It's located only minutes away from several 'must see' attractions, including historic Amish Acres, the Arcola Tractor Pull, and the Dan Quayle Vice Presidential Museum.

Itineraries can be suggested upon arrival. (Combine rides can be arranged during harvest season. Book now.)

Privacy is guaranteed. The owners are away in Florida, and there's only one guest: a female journalist who spends most of her time struggling to write in uncomfortable library chairs and stalking an ever-elusive do-right rapper. She'll be in charge while the owners are gone.

She can't cook, though she tries to clean. And she's been known to talk from time to time.

In any case, we're confident you'll think she's great.

If you fly into Indiana, our guest will even pick you up at the Fort Wayne International Airport, where any reservations you've had about your descent into the heartland will be allayed when a grandmother in the terminal welcomes you to the "City of Attractions" and offers you a chocolate chip cookie from her woven wooden basket.*

(No lie; it's just Hoosier hospitality)

Rooms remain FREE and AVAILABLE until the day our guest leaves.

Book now!!!! We hope to see you soon!


* See photo at bottom of blog

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